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Alison's avatar

Debbie Jellinsky: My parents, Sharon and Dave.

Generous, doting, or *were they*? All l ever wanted was a Ballerina Barbie. In her pretty pink tutu. My birthday.

[the slide shows her as a child, smiling and opening a gift]

Debbie Jellinsky: I was 10, and do you know what they got me? *Malibu* Barbie.

Morticia: Malibu Barbie.

Gomez: The nightmare.

Morticia: The nerve.

Debbie Jellinsky: [flicks to the next slide of her throwing a bared-teeth temper tantrum] That's not what I wanted! That's not who I was. I was a

*ballerina*, graceful, delicate! They had to go.

[the next slide shot shows a burning house]

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Jasper Fforde's avatar

I’m so sorry you had to go through this

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Tria's avatar

... You ... *do* realise that's a transcript of a scene from "Addams Family Values", right? 😋

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Jasper Fforde's avatar

With Gomez and Mortica, yes. I figured it was a coded reference to Alsion's own travailles as a child. Whilst on the Addams: do you remember the scene where Wednesday is telling a spooky story to her roommates at Camp Chippewa where she tells them: 'And all the children woke up in the morning to find they have their original noses..' (Cut to them running out screaming)

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Mmmm's avatar

I love your books. Almost all of them. I even went to Swindon once

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